From Nothing to Something: God Admits that the Physicists Are Right

THE HEAVENS—Lord God, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness told reporters this Wednesday that despite creating all other forms of life in the universe, He in fact had nothing to do with creating gerbils. “I just wanted everyone to know that I have absolutely no idea where gerbils came from; they just showed up a few million years ago and started reproducing,” admitted God, the Divine Creator of Life, Heaven, Earth, and the rest of the order of Rodentia, but not gerbils.

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3 Responses to From Nothing to Something: God Admits that the Physicists Are Right

  1. matushkamarychristine says:

    OK, no gerbils, but spiders? What where You thinking?

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  2. Fr Aidan Kimel says:

    Do gerbils live in the wild, or did they just suddenly and miraculously appear in pet stores?

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