Using the ancient palantir, Saruman, Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, and Donald Trump together pledge their allegiance to Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor. After a long moment of silence, they hear the chilling words of their doom and ours:
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Blue flame erupts from the tower of Minas Morgul. Its black gates open and from its cavernous opening flows the dread army of orcs and Haradrim.
Thus begins the final assault on Minas Tirith.