Ben Myers (aka @FaithTheology) is on a roll over at Twitter. I don’t know if he’s the creator of the “Pope abolishes hell” meme, but he’s certainly contributing to it in an inspired way. Here are some of my favorites!
Here’s my first contribution to the cause. I apologize that it’s not quite up to the high wit-bar Ben has set.
Okay, folks, keep the meme going. “Pope abolishes hell. _____.” Fill in the blank. If it’s particularly witty, I’ll tweet it for you.
Eclectic Orthodoxy 
Pope abolishes hell: bear found in restroom.
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Pope abolishes Hell … thousands left homeless …
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Pope abolishes hell. Congressional redistricting plans thrown into chaos.
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Pope abolishes Hell. Satan asks, “Wait, can he do that?”
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Haha! I’m going to tweet this but give it a more ecclesiastical twist.
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Pope abolishes Hell. Canon lawyers debate whether this constitutes a “freezing over”.
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You’ve been tweeted! 🙂
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Pope abolishes hell, Satan declares victory.
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Pope abolishes Hell. Concerned Satan reaches for his Lossky and Romanides volumes to assure himself that Heaven and Hell are the same thing.
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Pope abolishes hell. First Satanist Church closes due to low turnout.
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Pope abolishes Hell. Doomsday preachers hardest hit.
Pope abolishes Hell. Midtown Manhattan neighborhood now just called “Kitchen”
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Pope abolishes Hell. Politicians mysteriously vanish.
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Pope abolishes hell. In angry twitter rant, otherwise disinterested religious guy references Bible verse about last days and something about false teachers. Says it’s somewhere in the back.
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Pope abolishes hell; Satre notes that there are still other people…..
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Pope abolishes hell. In preparation for Hall of Fame speech, former closer Trevor Hoffman tossing around idea of retroactively changing entrance song from ‘Hells Bells’ to ‘Stayin Alive’ saying, “It’s just better theology.”
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Pope abolishes hell. Man confusedly confirms that all 11 of wife’s cats are healthy and accounted for.
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Pope abolishes hell. Might as well. After the Harrowing, it’s a ghost town.
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Breaking News: “Hell abolishes pope” (source: John Piper).
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In the spirit of the meme, we might then rephrase Piper’s quip as “Pope abolishes hell. In retaliation hell abolishes Pope.”
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Pope abolishes hell – and discovers that it was totally unnecessary. Christ already took care of it. (He is risen! Alleluia! Alleluia!)
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Pope abolishes hell. World leaders convene to see if they can resurrect it.
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Pope abolishes hell. Fr. Aidan Kimmel at a loss for what to write about…
Just a friendly tease, Fr. Aidan 🙂
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Haha! 😛
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Pope Abolishes Hell; Devil traded to Yankees in swap with Cardinals
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Pope Abolishes Hell; Devil takes top HR spot at Amazon
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Pope abolishes Hell, moves it to the Vatican.
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Pope abolishes Hell; Satan and his minions overwhelm unemployment offices.
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Pope abolishes Hell, renewal of driver’s licenses now in limbo.
Hell = DMV
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Pope abolishes hell. Satan upgrades to Mar-a-Lago.
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Pope abolishes Hell. All attorneys vanish in an instant.
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Pope abolishes Hell. Origen of Alexandria canonized and named a Doctor of the Catholic Church with his annual feast day on April 1st.
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Pope abolishes Hell. Book XXI of Augustine’s City of God and Justinian’s anathemas against Origen self destruct 5 seconds after Francis’s declaration.
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Pope Abolishes Hell; Italian Housewives Protest Influx of Laundry-Chomping Goats. 🙂
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Pope abolishes hell. Vatican abolishes journalist.
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Pope abolishes hell. Humanity remains more interested in pictures of cats in sweaters #notsocking
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Pope abolishes hell – James White and John MacArthur say, “Well, what the hell does he know anyway?”
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Pope abolishes hell. Bob Jones University disappears.
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Pope abolishes hell. That was easy … he does confirm the annihilation of the reprobate, though …
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