Daylight Saving and the Annihilation of Time!

Tomorrow night (or more precisely, early Sunday morning at 2:00 A.M.), 3,600 seconds will inexplicably disappear into the temporal abyss. An hour will be lost.

Scientists remain baffled as ever by this annual event. Metaphysicans scramble to find new language to speak of that which cannot be spoken. Theologians are horrified by what can only be described as a divine act of decreation. Does the God of absolute love annihilate time? How can this be?

Are you prepared? Have you made your confession? Time is not your friend. An hour here, an hour there—eventually time itself will be extinguished. The void will be all in all. Get thee to a priest and shrive yourself before the nothingness arrives.

And they call this catastrophe daylight saving!

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1 Response to Daylight Saving and the Annihilation of Time!

  1. NigelPJ says:

    Threescore and ten I can remember well; Within the volume of which time I have seen Hours dreadful and things strange, but this sore night Hath trifled former knowings.” (Macbeth: Act 2 scene 4) 

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