Category Archives: Humor

The Mystery of Origenist Resurrection Bodies Finally Solved!

Posted on 13 February 2021 by Fr Aidan Kimel

For centuries historians have been wondered what the sixth-century Origenists really meant when they taught that at the general resurrection human beings will be given spherical bodies. It’s really quite baffling. A spherical body? What the frack! Who wants a … Continue reading →

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Whose Dogs Go to Heaven?

Posted on 20 November 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel
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The Heretical Thomist Coffee Cup

Posted on 19 November 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel

There is only one possible Orthodox response to this heretical Thomist coffee cup. Anathema! Anathema! Anathema sit!

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The Wicked Witch is Dead!

Posted on 7 November 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel

Tonight I think I shall watch ‘The Wizard of Oz’!!!

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Don’t forget the Neoplatonists!

Posted on 11 October 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel

The important Neoplatonist constituency is always overlooked during Presidential campaigns!

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And the battle for the gospel begins …

Posted on 13 June 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel
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How long will the coronavirus last?

Posted on 18 March 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel

  This morning I asked the Lord, “How long will the coronavirus last?” He replied, “Aiõnios.” I hate it when he speaks Greek.

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Theological Chickens

Posted on 24 October 2019 by Fr Aidan Kimel

St Augustine: Late have I crossed the road, so ancient and so new. Late have I crossed you. St Francis of Assisi: It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. Therefore, I crossed the … Continue reading →

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