Category Archives: Humor

Are you prepared . . . ?

Posted on 5 November 2022 by Fr Aidan Kimel
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When Ecumenism Hits a Wall

Posted on 23 August 2022 by Fr Aidan Kimel
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Daylight Saving and the Annihilation of Time!

Posted on 11 March 2022 by Fr Aidan Kimel

Tomorrow night (or more precisely, early Sunday morning at 2:00 A.M.), 3,600 seconds will inexplicably disappear into the temporal abyss. An hour will be lost. Scientists remain baffled as ever by this annual event. Metaphysicans scramble to find new language … Continue reading →

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The Pope’s New Beard

Posted on 14 April 2021 by Fr Aidan Kimel

Pope Francis confirmed today that God has removed the final obstacle to Catholic-Orthodox reunion. “I woke up this morning,” he explained to reporters, “looked in the mirror and, lo and behold, there I was looking back at myself with a … Continue reading →

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The Mystery of Origenist Resurrection Bodies Finally Solved!

Posted on 13 February 2021 by Fr Aidan Kimel

For centuries historians have been wondered what the sixth-century Origenists really meant when they taught that at the general resurrection human beings will be given spherical bodies. It’s really quite baffling. A spherical body? What the frack! Who wants a … Continue reading →

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Whose Dogs Go to Heaven?

Posted on 20 November 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel
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The Heretical Thomist Coffee Cup

Posted on 19 November 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel

There is only one possible Orthodox response to this heretical Thomist coffee cup. Anathema! Anathema! Anathema sit!

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The Wicked Witch is Dead!

Posted on 7 November 2020 by Fr Aidan Kimel

Tonight I think I shall watch ‘The Wizard of Oz’!!!

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