THE HEAVENS—Sources close to God reported Thursday that the Creator of the Universe and Author of Our Eternal Salvation suffered a crippling bout of existential dread this week, lying awake all night as He pondered His own immortality.
Anxiously drumming His fingers, the all-powerful being was reportedly unable to sleep as His mind raced with thoughts of the unfathomable nature of eternity, the relentless expansion of space and time, and His own never-ending existence.
“Is this all there is? I’m here now, 70 or 80 years go by, and then I’m still here—forever?” said God, staring up at the ceiling after a half hour of tossing and turning. “That’s horrible!”
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Hahahahahahahaha! 🙂 😀
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That reminds me of the song by Joan Osborne.
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Ah, darn. You beat me to the reference. 😀
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Too funny! Gotta repost that one!
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He should definitely pick a dog.
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Speaking from a biased perspective as I happen to have a cat myself, I think he should pick a cat. BUT…dog happens to be God spelled backwards so it makes more sense for him to pick a dog instead of a cat. SO…I would have to agree with you.
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